follow on X buy on pump.fun
CA PASTE_YOUR_CONTRACT_ADDRESS_HERE // he is not going to walk any faster if you copy it twice [ click to copy ]
[ the walk ] // he has not stopped walking
distance walked
0 m · since 0d
start 0.00% of the way
[ the route ] estimates revised often
CHECKPOINTESTSTATUS
speedwalk to 1m
the slowest walk to $1,000,000. one step at a time. mostly.
[ do not run · do not panic · do not stop ]
MARKET CAP
$0.0000
of $1,000,000 — the finish line is not moving. neither are we, quickly.
0.0000%
DELAYED
ESTIMATED ARRIVAL AT $1,000,000
calculating… slowly…
walking for 0:00:00
simulated pace until launch
0.00%
of the way
—
walkers
0.0 m/s
pace
350d
dex paid in
buy on pump.fun
// he was hand-drawn, pixel by pixel. the slowness is genuine.
[ chart ] // live waiting for a pool
no chart yet

it appears the moment a pool exists.
expect a line so horizontal it doubles as a spirit level.

[ walking rules ]please observe
  1. Do not run. This is a walk.
  2. One foot on the ground at all times.
  3. DEX payment is scheduled. For later. On purpose.
  4. In a hurry? Wrong coin.